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The Captains of the Hufflepuff Team & the Gryffindor Team
"Ready to lose, uh, Swan?" He smirked, looping in the air around her on his broomstick with gracefulness. He was the best player of Hogwarts - and the Captain of the Hufflepuff team -, after all, flying like he was born just to do that.
"You wish." The blonde retorted, a slight frown on her features, but her face softened - she always failed miserably at being angry at him - when he swirled aroud the handle of his broomstick, his face so close to hers that she could feel his hot breath burning her skin.
They’d met each other during a game 4 years ago, when she had sent a Bludger toward him when he was about to pass the Quaffle through a ring. He had fallen from his broomstick and she had caught him, flying down toward the ground and calling for a doctor.
He ended up with a dislocated shoulder. He had stayed at the infirmary for a long time, and she felt so guilty that he had decided to visit him everyday. That’s how they had bonded; despite her original reluctance to let another guy in - after Neal -, she had eventually admitted her feelings for him and his for her.
She smiled at him, quipping. “Well, I got 2 hands. That’s pretty useful.” She winked at him.
The day she had hit him and brought him to the infirmary, she had been surprised to see he had only one hand, since he had the reputation to be the best player of the school. And he sure was.
He had been a bit uneasy when she had asked him what was the story behind his missing limb. He had finally told her that he was born in a Muggle family and that he had been in a car accident with both his parents at the age of 6. He had lost his left hand and became an orphan that day.
Emma had felt even more attracted to him at the time, because she had also spent her 11 first years in different muggle foster families, and hadn’t found her family until she had come to Hogwarts - despite the whole Neal thing.
He had then explained to her that he was afraid of being in a car nowawdays. That’s why he was enjoying flying on a broomstick so much. And he had mastered that skill despite his disavantage.
He pouted, as if trying to appear miffled, but his facial expression broke and he laughed. “Aye, it is. But I remember I’m rather talented one-handed, don’t you think?”
The very expicit innuendo elicited a giggle from her. She nodded and then ran her hand through his hair, his head still just a few inches away from hers, and upside down.
His eyes flickered to her lips and then back to her green orbs. “Aren’t you gonna wish some luck to a quite disabled man, then?”
She smiled and he grinned back. “Good luck, Killian.” She whispered as she leaned forward, closing the gap between them, her lips pressed against his.
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Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them
Celebrating the seventh anniversary of the release of Deathly Hallows. Here’s to anyone who’s ever spent hours in line to get a Harry Potter book the day it came out!
Okay, just hear me out for a second.
Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.
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Dumbledore is literally the scum between my toes
- LEAVES A 1YO CHILD ON A DOORSTEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LIKE ‘OH NVM THEYLL FIND HIM IN THE MORNING LOL’
- knows good and well how the dursleys are abusing and neglecting harry and just LETS THE SITUATION CONTINUE even though we see in the fifth book that he has the power to stop it (the ‘remember my last letter’). he lets harry be LOCKED UP IN A CUPBOARD and abused for ten years both because of the ””protection”’ privet dr has for harry (don’t worry, it’s only at the cost of his emotional and mental wellbeing, it’s all good) and because he WANTS harry to fall in love with the wizarding world, like voldemort did, like snape did, because it will make him easier to manipulate
- GROOMS HARRY TO BECOME A PERSON WHO WILL WILLINGLY DIE FOR ””’THE GREATER GOOD””
- PURPOSEFULLY WITHOLDS INFORMATION FROM HARRY AND KEEPS HIM UNINFORMED SO HE’LL DO WHAT DUMBLEDORE WANTS WHEN DUMBLEDORE WANTS HIM TO DO IT
- tells harry in ootp that he kept the truth from him because HE ACCIDENTALLY ENDED UP CARING ABOUT HARRY. LIKE OH HERE’S THE KID I’VE BEEN PLANNING TO KILL AND HAVE LET LIVE A MISERABLE LOVELESS LIFE IN ORDER TO RIGHT THE WRONG OF THE OTHER BOY I FEEL LIKE I LET DOWN AND I ACCIDENTALLY REALISED HE’S A HUMAN BEING WELL FUCK
- told arabella figg she couldn’t be nice to harry when he went to her house? like what the FUCK?
- after all his lectures and ”’wisdom”’ STILL GOES AFTER THE HALLOWS HIMSELF BECAUSE HE WANTS THE POWER
- literally told harry the only reason he didn’t make him a prefect was because he didn’t want people to think he ””plays favourites”” like he didn’t last minute give gryffindor the house cup like four fuckin years in a row because of harry
- KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DIE AND DIDN’T TELL/PREPARE HARRY FOR THE EMOTIONAL DEVASTATION OF LOSING ANOTHER/HIS LAST FATHER FIGURE AND EVEN MADE HARRY WATCH HIM DIE
- locked sirius up AFTER HE HAD SPENT TWELVE YEARS IN PRISON in the house where he was ABUSED AS A CHILD AND MADE TO FEEL OUTCAST AND UNLOVED and pretty much exacerbated sirius’ arrested development and feeling of worthlessness because he’s dumbledore and dumbledore knows best
- LET SNAPE TEACH AT HOGWARTS FOR 15+ YEARS DESPITE KNOWING FULL WELL HOW HE TREATED STUDENTS JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED TO KEEP HIM CLOSE
- HE IS IN A POSITION OF POWER - ARGUABLY THE POSITION OF POWER - AND USES IT TO MANIPULATE AND EMOTIONALLY TRAUMATISE HARRY AND BATTER HIM INTO A WEAPON TO USE AGAINST VOLDEMORT AT THE COST OF HARRY’S FUCKING CHILDHOOD
and this is NEVER ADDRESSED in the books. Dumbledore is never seen as anything but a wise and noble father figure to Harry. HARRY NAMES HIS SON AFTER THIS MAN WHO MANIPULATED HIM AND LITERALLY WALKED HIM INTO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE. FUCK dumbledore.
One of the worst moments of my life was when I realized that Dumbledore was not a great leader on a pedestal but rather a manipulator directing a bunch of mannequins.